HTC Inspire-printing texts, saving VM, etc.

I need a way to get over 5,000 text messages printed, and I need the easiest way to do this.  I don't have time to email individually to my email and print.  My SMS back-up is not saving everything properly.  Any easy way to do this? 

Also, is there an easy way to save my voicemails for longer than 14 days? 

I NEED these texts more than anything ON PAPER.  Thank you!