Favorite quotes

[dysfunxion]

"There he goes. One of God's own creations a high mutant of some sort not produce for mass production. Too weird to live but to rare to die!" ~Hunter S. Thompson

[nygiants3360]

"Those who believe in telekinetics, raise my hand."

-Kurt Vonnegut

[guandalf ACE - Wizard]

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nygiants3360 wrote:
"Those who believe in telekinetics, raise my hand."

-Kurt Vonnegut

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HAHAHAHA! Loved that one!

[Zandora ACE - Guru]

If you're not living on the edge, then you're taking up too much room.

-Lawrence Taylor (LT)

It's easier to ask for forgiveness than permission.

-Author unknown

The odds of a piece of buttered toast falling buttered side down is directly proportional to the cost of the rug.

-one of many Murphy's Laws

Message Edited by Zandora on 07-22-2009 10:07:46 PM

[YANKEESFAN2]

YOU CAN GET FARTHER WITH A GUN AND A KIND WORD THAN WITH JUST A KIND WORD ALONE

---AL CAPONE---

[tfigurel]

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hidden_dragon wrote:

That which does not kill you, makes you stronger.

- Nietzsche

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Nietzsche is dead.

- God

[tfigurel]

Make things as simple as possible, but not simpler.

- Einstein

"Thosse who cannot remember the past are condemed to repeat it" and variation "Those for forget history are doomed to repeat it".

- Santayana, etc

Message Edited by tfigurel on 07-29-2009 08:30:32 AM

[guandalf ACE - Wizard]

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tfigurel wrote:
Make things as simple as possible, but not simpler. - Einstein Orginal "Thosse who cannot remember the past are condemed to repeat it" and variation "Those for forget history are doomed to repeat it". - Santayana, etc.

Message Edited by tfigurel on 07-29-2009 08:28:31 AM

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That one completely complicated my thoughts! lol

[tfigurel]

"We can't solve problems by using the same kind of thinking we used when we created them."

- Einstein

[guandalf ACE - Wizard]

"I guess it's OK to call the secretary of education here 'buddy.' That means friend." --George W. Bush, Philadelphia, Jan. 8, 2009

"People say, well, do you ever hear any other voices other than, like, a few people? Of course I do." --George W. Bush, Washington, D.C., Dec. 18, 2008

"I'm telling you there's an enemy that would like to attack America, Americans, again. There just is. That's the reality of the world. And I wish him all the very best." --George W. Bush, Washington, D.C., Jan. 12, 2009

"And they have no disregard for human life." --George W. Bush, on the brutality of Afghan fighters, Washington, D.C., July 15, 2008

"I remember meeting a mother of a child who was abducted by the North Koreans right here in the Oval Office." --George W. Bush, Washington, D.C., June 26, 2008

"We've got a lot of relations with countries in our neighborhood." --George W. Bush, Kranj, Slovenia, June 10, 2008

"So long as I'm the president, my measure of success is victory -- and success." --George W. Bush, on Iraq, Washington, D.C., April 17, 2008

"I can press when there needs to be pressed; I can hold hands when there needs to be -- hold hands." --George W. Bush, on how he can contribute to the Middle East peace process, Washington, D.C., Jan. 4, 2008

[asatoran]

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tfigurel wrote:

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hidden_dragon wrote:

That which does not kill you, makes you stronger.

- Nietzsche

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Nietzsche is dead.

- God

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For those not in the know, it only makes sense if you know Nietzsche's quote as well:

God is dead.

~ Nietzsche

Nietzsche is dead.

~ God

[khrispii]

"Sometimes I wish the zombie apocalypse would happen, because I think I could make it. And I think I could save you. Maybe we could find a cure and save the world. Or maybe we'd just fall in love."

--Some poster I found online

[ALN28241]

It never got weird enough for me -- Hunter Thompson

[YANKEESFAN2]

AS WICHITA FALLS SO FALLS WICHITA FALLS-----JOHN CUSACK FROM THE ICE HARVEST

[phoneguy2006]

some people are wise. Other people are otherwise.

 unknown

[SugarCoatedSauer]

The struggle to free myself of restraints becomes my very shackles.

- Meshuggah

[Dcookie ACE - Geek]

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phoneguy2006 wrote:

some people are wise. Other people are otherwise.

 unknown

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Never heard THAT one before but it's a GOOD one!!

[jason213x]

Man who run in front of car get tired - Confucius

Man who run behind car get exhausted. - Confucius

Here are a few others I found: 

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He who eats too many prunes, sits on potty many moons.

Man who fall in vat of molten glass make spectacle of self.

Man who make love to girl on hill...he not on level.

Honeymoon over when man who whispered sweet nothings before now say nothing sweet. +

Man who jumps through screen door likely to strain himself.

Message Edited by Caretaker on 08-26-2009 08:09:09 AM

[Escape]

As I stand out on the golf course during the rain and lightning, I hold up my one 1 iron because I know even God can't hit a 1 iron.

- Lee Trevino (I think)

[Elwood61]

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Escape wrote:

As I stand out on the golf course during the rain and lightning, I hold up my one 1 iron because I know even God can't hit a 1 iron.

- Lee Trevino (I think)

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and that reminds me of my favorite golf quote, from the tonight show with Johnny Carson, where johnny, interviewing Arnold palmers wife asks if she does anything special before arnie starts a tournament, to which she replies,  {Please keep it courteous} i wish i could find episode on dvd somewhere oh for the good old days when tv was really funny!!

Message Edited by Elwood61 on 09-09-2009 09:42:17 PM

Message Edited by Glomag on 09-10-2009 04:49:50 PM

[Owtlaw1]

"If you are going to have skeletons in your closet, at least teach them how to dance." -Einstein

[contractguy]

Be warm when the wolrld wants you to be cool.

Message Edited by contractguy on 11-06-2009 03:47:45 PM

[guandalf ACE - Wizard]

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contractguy wrote:
Be warm when the wolrld wants you to be cool.

Message Edited by contractguy on 11-06-2009 03:47:45 PM

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That's a cool one!

[atr0phY1]

A couple of my favs are:

"The brave may not live long, but the cautious don't live at all"

"I'd rather be hated for who I am then loved for who I am not"

"Is it better to be a great man, or a good citizen"

[avery_heart]

"Remember, remember, the fifth of November, the gunpowder, treason, and plot. I know of no reason the gunpowder treason should ever be forgot"

[Towkia]

An hour sitting on a park bench next to a pretty girl passes like a minute, but one minute sitting on a hot stove seems like hours...

-Albert Einstein

[atr0phY1]

My fav movie qoute...

"I'll be your huckleberry.."

                                        -Tombstone

[Tinytriton915]

Some people say football is a matter of life and death. I assure you its much more serious than that.

[TheEncrypt]

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atr0phY1 wrote:

My fav movie qoute...

"I'll be your huckleberry.."

                                        -Tombstone

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Tombstone was such a great movie, and I generally hate westerns. Doc Holiday was awesome, definitely my favorite character.

"We were playing a game. Play for blood, remember?"

Message Edited by TheEncrypt on 11-09-2009 01:07:16 PM

[ghostryder ACE - Wizard]

“As I stand out on the golf course during the rain and lightning, I hold up my one iron because I know even God can't hit a 1 iron.” - Lee Trevino